So, yeah, did you notice that one person standing in the corner over there? That's that other guy. He's kind of looking at you from those sunglasses he's wearing. He also likes to touch himself to pictures of little boys at night. Unless, of course you're not a little boy, but we all know you are. He thinks you're sexy, and he's obviously watching you. If I were you, I'd go inside a public place right about now.